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100 THINGS ABOUT MINDY

1. I am a 30-something, but I look like a 20-something.
2. My parents were homeless until they found a lottery ticket that someone had dropped that made them millionaires.
3. My father was in show business in New York as a Soap opera actor. When he lot his job, due his character dying, he was unable to get work again.
4. My mother was a makeup artist for my father, when he lost his job, she began working for a mortuary making up dead people.
5. I earned my way through college selling drugs on a busy street in Southern Detroit City.
6. I attended college for 7 years because I could not decide on a major. I finally decided on animal literature.
7. I do not work in the field of animal literature, although we have adopted 6 dogs through the local shelter.
8. I have three nipples and it made breast-feeding my children difficult in the early morning hours.
9. I did my first feminine hygiene product commercial when I was in college.
10. I met my husband in a locker room, while he was playing for the San Diego Padres. He was the bull pen catcher. He had one of those catcher butts.
11. I had my own company for a while, but I could not afford the worker’s compensation insurance for my employees of the mud wrestling school.
12. I had my first multiple orgasms while on the playground at my elementary school on the monkey bars at age 9.
13. When I was pregnant with my first child, I could only eat pickles and eggs. My husband slept in a different room for 10 months. I smelled a little.
14. I modeled children’s clothes at 18 years old, because I was petite.
15. We have several pets that have died, but all the plants in my house are living.
16. I posed for Penthouse, but they cut all of my pictures out of that shoot.
17. I was a cheerleader in high school. I dated the High School Quarterback, both Guards, a Tackle and three Tight Ends. I married a baseball player.
18. I shave my genitalia because it feels better when I wear leather.
19. I have been a lesbian in the movies. I had to kiss three girls on the mouth. It was like kissing my roommate in college.
20. I work more during the evening hours because the light hurts my eyes. My coworkers call me the vampire woman.
21. I have taken a bath in olive oil.
22. I have a tattoo on my left breast of the San Diego Chargers logo. This is not the breast with two nipples.
23. I smoked for two weeks, and then my boyfriend that worked in the cigarette store quit. He then worked at a liquor store.
24. My favorite drink is a sloe gin fizz.
25. I am a wine connoisseur, although my husband says I am a wino. He hates when I drink wine by the bottle.