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Monday, March 29, 2004 Entertainment

The Word Spy

This will probably be the only time you hear me use the word “cybervigilantism” on this blog.

Sunday, March 28, 2004 Me, Me, Me

Last post, and then I’m moving AWAY from the computer… and if anyone can pop by and enforce that, I’d surely appreciate it.

So. I had this bizarre dream last night, and in an almost anticlimatic flash, I had a probable analysis all worked out. And it was not uplifting.

Sunday, March 28, 2004 Me, Me, Me

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Oh my head is swelling! One two of my DotMoms posts are on Blorgy.com!

Sunday, March 28, 2004 Mommy Scrum

Abbreviated Mommy Scrum this morning, as I have a project to finish:

Daphne: “I wanna clim’na walls!”
Daddy: “Silly Daphne. You can’t climb the walls.”
Mommy: [On the inside] “No, you have to be a grownup to do that.”

Daphne: [Standing on my hair, trying to see out the window]
Mommy: “Owowowowow. Here, let me open the blind for you.”
Daphne: “I see Mommy’s car!”
Logan: “I see it, too! And I just felt Daddy’s peepee!”
Daddy: “OK, that’s enough, that’s private, remember?”
Logan: “Can I feel your butt?”
Daddy: “NO. Private.”
Logan: [Giggling]
Daddy: Private.”
Mommy: “It sure is. It’s also time for Daddy to start wearing jammies.”

P.S. Hey! This is my 500th entry! [blows kazoo]

Sunday, March 28, 2004 Me, Me, Me

Just before I left for the office this morning, Gil offered to pour me a cup of coffee.

Him: “Just in case they’re not brewing today.”
Me: “Hon, if I’m there, “they’re” brewing. I make the coffee around there most days.”
Him: “Oh, yeah. I read that on your blog.”