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Wednesday, February 18, 2004 Family

This morning, I was sleeping the sleep of the recently deceased… just could not peel my eyelids open until almost 8 (yes, 8!), but reluctantly did so when my sons came yodeling into the bedroom and started jumping up and down on me.

“Mommy!” ~jump~ “Oooff! ~jump jump~ “Look at us!” ~knee~ “Ow!” ~jumpjumpjumpjump~ “Say cheeeeese!” ~jump CLICK jumpjump~ “Huh?”

Logan had his new camera around his neck on a strap and was proudly taking aim again. I gave a wan smile and rolled out from under the covers and retreated to the shower. A few minutes later, standing there like a zombie, face up to the water, I heard it again: “Say CHEESE!” ~CLICK~ “Man, I just LOVE taking pictures of the shower!” “Huh? Wait—Logan—was there film in there???”

Aaauuuuugggggghhhhhhh!

By the way, you can stop hovering. There are NO links!

Tuesday, February 17, 2004 Oddbits

This will put some people off, but it sent me into another wackyphonic laughing tear…

Monday, February 16, 2004 Weblogs

Lee told me to find a happier place, he warned me not to go back, but I couldn’t help it. I’m sorry. Really. But I did record an audio blog for posterity, of me laughing my head off at the weedwhacker and Erotica” pages again. Honestly, I am dizzy from lack of oxygen, and sore, sore, sore from cackling like a hyena in my otherwise silent office wing.

Listen, if you dare!

Monday, February 16, 2004 Oddbits

OK, I promised Fluffy I’d post the last website that made me faint from laughing, so here he is, in all his magical splendor… Randy Constan. He even has his own ministry.

Monday, February 16, 2004

Spooky..and they appear to be onto me.

(Proof of cynicism brought to you by Zeno.)